Experts warn foul-mouthed A.I. toys could be a huge issue this holiday season. So forget that high-tech doll that teaches your child bad words this year and give them anything from today’s list of the, Top 5 Classic Toys That Still Make Perfect Christmas Presents for Today’s Kids.
Etch-a-Sketch. If your kid’s going to be addicted to a screen anyhow, they might as well use it to draw, like, triangles and stuff.
The yo-yo. There’s no better toy for a child with ADHD than something that goes up, then goes down, then goes, nope, that’s it.
Silly Putty. Think it’s too dumb to entertain kids of today? You haven’t heard of the “6,7” trend, have you?
The sock monkey. It’s cheap, easy to use, and best of all still works during a Wi-Fi outage.
Magic 8 Ball. It knows so much, it’s basically ChatGPT in a plastic shell.
Slinky. After it goes downstairs, your lazy ass kid finally gets some exercise returning it upstairs.
The corn popper. Wouldn’t it be nice to see your child “pop” something other than Ritalin?