Criminals have tried all kinds of things to try to avoid being HAULED AWAY by the police, but THIS is a new one.
On Tuesday, police in Florida responded to a place called “Palms of Emerald Coast Massage Parlor” to investigate an alleged attack.
Someone from the Department of Health reported that they were yelled at, and physically shoved out of the business by a massage parlor employee.
The cops showed up, and when they tried to cuff the woman, she began “defecating toward the officers in an attempt to avoid being arrested.”
It didn’t work. The woman was arrested for battery.
By the way, the Palms of Emerald Coast was previously called “Classy Spa.” There’s no word why the name was changed . . . it clearly sounds like a classy establishment.