Potheads aren’t exactly known for complex schemes.
Three men in Oklahoma were arrested with two stolen bongs after they burglarized a gas station early Wednesday morning. The dudes were all 18 or 19 years old, and they all had really long hair. (It’s unclear if they were in a band together.)
They allegedly used a hammer and smashed windows to get inside. The cops tracked them down just one block away.
The police sergeant said, “They didn’t make it very far. I don’t know if they really had a plan put together or not.”
The bongs were valued at $400, and the windows they broke could be worth around $2,000 because they were “unique sizes.” No one was hurt. All three men were charged with second-degree burglary.