MORONS IN THE NEWS: A Drunk Woman Was Pulled Over Celebrating in Her New Rolls-Royce

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This is why some people just can’t have anything nice.

A woman in Florida named Roxann Rizzuto was out having drinks last Friday, supposedly celebrating her brand new Rolls-Royce.

Unfortunately, she decided to get behind the wheel. She started speeding, and nearly crashed into a police officer, who was parked on the side of the road. She also straddled two lanes . . . and started driving in a bike lane.

The officer chased after her, and pulled her over.

He asked Roxann about nearly hitting him, and she said it was a new vehicle . . . and “the brakes are loose.” She was swaying, and smelled of alcohol. She also admitted to drinking a couple glasses of wine, and failed a field sobriety test.

She was arrested for DUI. So it’ll be a while before Roxann can take the Rolls-Royce out for another spin.