MORONS IN THE NEWS: A Woman Got a DUI in the School Pick-Up Line

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Well, this woman’s kid might be teased for YEARS over this . . .

A 36-year-old woman in Tennessee named Jacklyn Reha was arrested in an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL pick-up line, after she showed up at 3:30 P.M. to pick up her kid at dismissal.

School officials say they found her slumped over in the driver’s seat while waiting in line . . . so they called the police.

The cops say she had glassy watery eyes . . . slow, slurred speech . . . and a staggered, unsteady walk. Those were hints that she may have been drinking.

She also had a bottle of vodka in her vehicle that was mostly empty. So, yeah.

Jacklyn said she only “had two shots and was day-drinking,” and refused a field sobriety test. She also FOUGHT with officers as they tried hauling her away, and kicked one of the cops “near the groin.”

She was booked into jail on charges of DUI (Second Offense) . . . felony assault on a law enforcement officer . . . and driving on a revoked license.

Jacklyn’s previous DUI was in February of 2023. It’s unclear if that was also at a school pickup, or if that happened later in the day.