HomeGoods is a broad name for a store, but it’s NOT meant to include a man showing HIS “goods” at the store.
A 43-year-old man in Florida named Billy Thomas was arrested on Monday . . . after he stripped naked inside a HomeGoods store and exposed himself to a shopper. And yeah, he went full birthday suit.
A woman who was inside at the time told officers that she saw the guy enter the store, walk into the aisle where she was standing, and say, “I’m sorry, I have to do this.”
Billy then dropped his pants, exposing himself. Store employees backed up the story . . . but they didn’t need to. His underwear and shoes were still lying on the ground when they got there, and he admitted they were his.
When asked why he did it, he told officers that his clothes had started “smoking” and that the bicycle he was riding was smoking as well. They never found a bike, if he did have one. He was charged with indecent exposure.