MORONS IN THE NEWS:
We've got our first candidate for Dad of the Year. And technically, he wasn't even a dad yet!
Some idiot in rural Kentucky got arrested after cops say he stole his ex-girlfriend's... Read More.
Author: Nick Bruno
National Take Down Your Christmas Tree Day Was Yesterday! Do You Know Why It’s Always the 6th?
If you've still got a big dried-up fire hazard sitting in your living room, today's the day to ditch it!
Happy National Take Down Your Christmas Tree Day! It's the day you're traditionally supposed to... Read More.
How Long Would It Take Your Cat to Forget You?
A lot of us just skipped town for the holidays and left our pets at home. So this is topical . . .
If you leave your dog for a week and come back, they'll... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: Mailman Assumed Kid Was a Porch Pirate and Tried to Run Him Over
I wish my mailman cared half this much about porch pirates. "Half" being a key word there!
A Florida mailman is facing charges after he allegedly tried to run over a 10-YEAR-OLD... Read More.
Mr. Bubble Is Selling a Bubble Bath-Flavored Soda
Should we be worried that "natural" flavoring is one of the ingredients here?
The brand Mr. Bubble is celebrating National Bubble Bath Day this week with a new bubble bath-flavored SODA.
Their classic bubble bath soap... Read More.
What Jobs Pay Extremely Well But People Don’t Realize It?
If one of your New Year's resolutions is leaving your dead-end job and finding something more lucrative, the internet can help.
People online are listing "Jobs That Pay Extremely Well, But People Don't Realize It."... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: Woman Set Fire to a Walmart on New Year’s Eve
Do anything fun or unique on New Year's Eve? A woman in Illinois is facing charges after she rang in the new year by setting fire to a Walmart.
21-year-old Adilyn Monette... Read More.
What’s Something You Just Don’t Get the Appeal of . . . At All?
There are things that pretty much EVERYONE would acknowledge as awesome: Tacos, naps, puppies (or kittens), GPS, and coffee.
But some stuff isn't as universal.
People online are listing the things they "just don't get the... Read More.
Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear for Emergencies?
Do you go through a mental checklist before walking out the door to make sure you don't forget anything? There's your keys, your wallet, your phone, and of course your spare underwear.
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VIRAL VIDEO: Blender Fail Turns Smoothie Session Into Chaos
Grace adds bananas, strawberries, ice, and milk to her blender and hits start.
Everything seems to be going smoothly at first, but moments later, chaos erupts when the blender's lid collapses inward without her noticing... Read More.