MORONS IN THE NEWS: A Wanted Man Told Police He Was “George Costanza”
If you were ever in a situation where you wanted to give a fake name, would you try one from pop culture? And if so, which one?
Last week, police in Florida... Read More.
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Five Questions We’ve Been Googling About the Winter Olympics
If you've been working overtime googling stuff about the Winter Olympics, you're not alone. According to Google, these five questions are trending this week.
1. "Why do ice skaters wear gloves?" The... Read More.
New Problem: A.I. Notetakers Spreading Gossip
A.I. notetakers on Zoom are common at work now. Pro tip: Don't forget it's ALWAYS listening.
A writer for "Forbes" pointed out a big issue H.R. departments are seeing right now: A.I.... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: A Bunch of Florida Seniors Got into a Huge ‘Picklebrawl’
Have we reached peak pickleball yet? Some of us are obviously taking it a little too seriously!
A Florida couple is facing charges after they got into a huge pickle-BRAWL the other day.
It happened Sunday... Read More.
Who’s Paying on Valentine’s Day? An Average Date Now Costs $189
If hitting up Chipotle is a strain on your finances, you should brainstorm CREATIVE WAYS to do something special for Valentine's Day.
According to a new report, Americans now spend $189 on an average date... Read More.
82% of Americans Say Valentine’s Day Is a Trick to Make You Spend $$$
If spending hundreds of dollars on dates isn't sustainable, it's probably a good idea to look for a romantic partner who values spending time with POOR YOU over BALLER YOU. And those people are... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: A Beehive Thief Got Caught Thanks to a Sting Operation
This has to be up there on the list of riskiest things to steal . . .
A guy in Sacramento, California got arrested this week for stealing BEEHIVES. The kind in boxes, not on... Read More.
The Average American’s Commute Is Worth $8,158 a Year
The good news here is that getting to listen to us every day is worth far more than this . . . right?
A new study found the average commute is worth... Read More.
Nearly One in Five People Eat Dinner on the Couch
There's nothing like making a meal for the whole family . . . gathering everyone together . . . and sitting down around the coffee table, while you eat and binge watch Netflix.
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MORONS IN THE NEWS: An Amazon Driver Got Drunk on BuzzBallz and Crashed into a Mailbox
Do Amazon drivers and mailmen get along, or do they ever have beef? Either way, this won't help . . .
An Amazon driver near Waco, Texas is facing charges after he drove drunk and... Read More.