10 Weird Super Bowl Prop Bets
As usual, you can bet on just about anything related to the Super Bowl. Here are 10 of the weirdest prop bets you can make:
1. Will Seattle attempt a pass from New England's 1-yard... Read More.
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A Bunch of Honey Got Recalled Because It’s Loaded with Cialis
If you drizzled this on your cereal this morning, you might have an interesting day at the office!
A bunch of honey just got recalled after the FDA found an ingredient meant for treating ERECTILE... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: An Ex-Employee Broke Into a Little Caesars and Started Making Pizzas
It's common for people to leave a job and start a competing business. It's just usually one they OWN!
A former employee broke into a Little Caesars in Kinston, North Carolina the other night and... Read More.
When Did It Hit You That You’re Not That Young Anymore?
If you're entering your "Middle Age" era . . . or already have . . . what were the sneaky signs that you were crossing over? Someone on social media asked,... Read More.
Minute Maid Is Discontinuing Its Frozen Canned Juices After 80 Years
This is a nostalgic kick for anyone who made lemonade pre-millennium . . . Minute Maid announced they're discontinuing their frozen canned juices. They've been taking up space in our freezers for 80 years.
If... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: A Cop Named “Merica” Hitched a Ride in a Ford Pick-Up to Catch a Thief
The only way this could be more on brand is if it happened on the Fourth of July . . . A cop named "Merica" hitched a ride in the bed of a Ford... Read More.
McDonald’s Is Debuting “McNugget Caviar” for Valentine’s Day
Here's your chance to hit McDonald's for Valentine's Day and claim it's "fancy"!
McDonald's just announced a new limited run of "McNugget CAVIAR".
They're giving away tins of it next Tuesday at McNuggetCaviar.com.... Read More.
Americans Will Legally Bet $1.7 Billion on the Super Bowl
It's time to place your Super Bowl bets. Who are we kidding . . . you probably already have. Sports have devolved into little more than a delivery system for legalized gambling anyway.
Speaking of... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His Butt
It's wild thinking about doctors performing surgery. A lot of humans are similar on the inside, but you never know what you might find, like a 100-year old antique up someone's butt.
Surgeons at a... Read More.
Four Things to Look Forward to in February
We made it another month. Here are a few things to look forward to in February . . .
1. Big month for sports: The Seahawks and Patriots face off in Super Bowl 60 this... Read More.