If you’re a bored FLAT-EARTHER who looks FANTASTIC in Columbia jackets . . . this is your golden ticket:
A new ad from Columbia Sportswear features CEO Tim Boyle challenging flat-Earthers. He says, “You guys claim there’s an end to the Earth? Well, just go snap a picture. Send it to us. And you get the assets of the company. All of it.”
Yeah. He claims they’ll give the whole company away . . . Willy Wonka-style . . . to anyone who can go to the “edge” of the “flat” Earth, and take a photo of it. And obviously, he won’t accept A.I. images.
The photo must be of “a visible, physical end to the planet Earth, [showing the] infinite sheer drop, abyssal void, and clouds cascading into infinity.”
For more clarification, they include a few things that are NOT the “edge of the Earth,” such as: “A clifftop in Seattle. A cul-de-sac in Kansas. Or your buddy Dave legally changing his name to ‘The Edge."” (Like the dude in U2.)
For legal reasons . . . or out of cowardice, I guess . . . they don’t mention “Columbia Sportswear” in the prize.
In the fine print, it says “The company refers to ‘The Company, LLC’ with assets which are valued at $100,000.”