There are people who would see a novelty bag that says, “Definitely not a bag full of drugs” and find it amusing. Then, there are people who would put their drugs in it.
Two people from Kentucky . . . a 51-year-old woman named Tricia Croley and a 48-year-old man named Damon Bennett . . . are facing felony charges after police found drugs in their car.
It wasn’t a traffic stop. The car was parked in an “employee’s spot” . . . so an officer checked it out. When they looked inside, they saw Tricia and Damon with a bag that said, “Definitely not a bag full of drugs.”
Definitely was misspelled as DEFFNTELY . . . it said FULL twice . . . and it also had the term “lacky spuge,” whatever that is. And it WAS filled with drugs.
Tricia also had a fake ID, and Damon had some outstanding warrants, so there are plenty of charges being piled on top.