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Some idiot in Northern California crashed his SUV on Tuesday while doing whippets, then KEPT doing whippets while waiting to be rescued.
They didn’t release his name, but he’s 47 years old. The crash happened around 6:00 AM Tuesday morning in the town of Sebastopol. It’s in wine country, just north of San Francisco.
“Whippets” is another name for nitrous oxide, or laughing gas. It’s used in cans of whipped cream.
Cops say he was driving his Land Rover through town at an “unsafe speed” when he lost control, hit a curb, plowed through a bank sign, hit several small trees, snapping them off at the root, then went through a parking lot and slammed into a brick wall.
His car was totaled, and he was trapped inside. So he just kept doing whippets until the cops yanked him out.
They took him to a hospital, and then to jail. He’s facing charges for driving under the influence. Cops say he’s lucky he didn’t kill anyone.