Police in Oban, Scotland, have charged a man after he grabbed two live seagulls and used them to assault someone.
Police haven’t explained exactly how the birds were involved, but the good news is that the seagulls were not injured.
Ironically, seagulls are usually the ones attacking people, especially anyone carrying food near the beach. Did you know that the best defense against aggressive seagulls is simply yelling loudly at them? But hurting them is definitely against the law.
Anyway, you can now check “dual-wielding seagulls” off your 2026 bingo card.