Nick Bruno
Nick Bruno
When Did It Hit You That You’re Not That Young Anymore?
If you're entering your "Middle Age" era . . . or already have . . . what were the sneaky signs that you were crossing over? Read More.
Minute Maid Is Discontinuing Its Frozen Canned Juices After 80 Years
This is a nostalgic kick for anyone who made lemonade pre-millennium . . . Minute Maid announced they're discontinuing their frozen canned juices. They've been taking up space in... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: A Cop Named “Merica” Hitched a Ride in a Ford Pick-Up to Catch a Thief
The only way this could be more on brand is if it happened on the Fourth of July . . . A cop named "Merica" hitched a ride in... Read More.
McDonald’s Is Debuting “McNugget Caviar” for Valentine’s Day
Here's your chance to hit McDonald's for Valentine's Day and claim it's "fancy"!
McDonald's just announced a new limited run of "McNugget CAVIAR".
They're giving away tins of it next Tuesday... Read More.
Americans Will Legally Bet $1.7 Billion on the Super Bowl
It's time to place your Super Bowl bets. Who are we kidding . . . you probably already have. Sports have devolved into little more than a delivery system... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His Butt
It's wild thinking about doctors performing surgery. A lot of humans are similar on the inside, but you never know what you might find, like a 100-year old antique... Read More.





