MORONS IN THE NEWS: A Cop Named “Merica” Hitched a Ride in a Ford Pick-Up to Catch a Thief
The only way this could be more on brand is if it happened on the Fourth of July . . . A cop named "Merica" hitched a ride in the bed of a Ford... Read More.
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McDonald’s Is Debuting “McNugget Caviar” for Valentine’s Day
Here's your chance to hit McDonald's for Valentine's Day and claim it's "fancy"!
McDonald's just announced a new limited run of "McNugget CAVIAR".
They're giving away tins of it next Tuesday at McNuggetCaviar.com.... Read More.
Americans Will Legally Bet $1.7 Billion on the Super Bowl
It's time to place your Super Bowl bets. Who are we kidding . . . you probably already have. Sports have devolved into little more than a delivery system for legalized gambling anyway.
Speaking of... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: Man Will Be Charged After Sticking a World War One Bomb Up His Butt
It's wild thinking about doctors performing surgery. A lot of humans are similar on the inside, but you never know what you might find, like a 100-year old antique up someone's butt.
Surgeons at a... Read More.
Four Things to Look Forward to in February
We made it another month. Here are a few things to look forward to in February . . .
1. Big month for sports: The Seahawks and Patriots face off in Super Bowl 60 this... Read More.
The Latest Hot Fashion Item Is: Amtrak’s “Trak Suit”?
If you have a kid, you're probably used to them asking for ridiculous trendy items and clothing. But you WOULD be surprised if they were begging for an AMTRAK UNIFORM.
Amtrak has officially entered its... Read More.
MORONS IN THE NEWS: A Couple Was Arrested for Armed Robbery . . . at an “Adult” Store
This sounds like a high-stakes bank robbery . . . but instead of gold bars, it was naughty toys.
A couple in their 40s in New Mexico stole some sexually-oriented merchandise from... Read More.
The Winter Olympics Are Coming Up This Week, 30% of People Don’t Care
Believe it or not, it's time for the Olympics again. The Winter Olympics kick off in Italy this Friday, and they run through February 22nd.
A new poll asked... Read More.
“Disgusting Habits” That We Secretly Think Are Actually 100% Normal
People HIDE certain habits, often relating to their bodies, because they think it's something they SHOULDN'T be doing. But if we are all secretly doing them, should they still be hidden?
People... Read More.
A Man Used Counterfeit Money, to Buy Flowers and Chocolates for a Stripper
You can pay strippers with CASH if you want to avoid a paper trail. But make sure it's LEGIT cash if you want to avoid a rap-sheet.
A 32-year-old man from Florida named Alexander Baker-Depew... Read More.